The picture really doesn't do them justice, one because we nibbled a bit on them last night (the reason for my weigh in concern) and two because I rushed taking this pic so Bill could take his camera and go, so it's all blurry. But hopefully you can get the gist of their cute little masterpieces!
Yesterday I had the pleasure of sitting behind a truck at a red light with those sophisticated profile silhouettes of a woman lounging in a half sitting position. You know the ones, like the chrome decor on the mudflaps of truckers- the ones that must be in homage to their wive's and/or girlfriend's beautiful physique ...if you still don't know what I'm referring to, then go here and see.
I tend to blush when I see those and hope my teenage boys have somehow miraculously been spared from this sight.
So as I was sitting there I wondered how my physique was transfer onto one of those. I'm not an artist, so I can't draw it. The only artist I really know would not touch this assignment with a ten foot brush, I'm sure (I didn't ask him). So I will have to describe it to you, close your eyes and imagine this:
Hair would still be about that length, but unkempt and more in the shape of a frizball (it's spring and humid:-(
Upper torso, well not as perky and voluptuous, in fact my continents have moved closer to the equator, if you know what I mean.
That brings us to the waist. It's definitely not concave, not even flat...we might go as far as to say it's on the pudgy side, especially if I'm folding in half like that.
Appendages, well they're not stick thin - but I think they're a little shapely, even toned, on some parts. But they would be beefy enough to hold up the rest of me- that's for sure!
So basically we're looking at a blob type shape with brawny arms and legs and a frizz bomb on top.
Think the truckers will buy it?