That's no blarney!

There is a stone there, that whoever kisses,
Oh! He never misses to grow eloquent:
'Tis he may clamber to a lady's chamber,
Or become a member of Parliament.

~ Francis Sylvester Mahony

Ah never personally kiss thar Blarney Stone, but me feels the gift no less and thinks me speech eloquent enough at least ta wish ye a Happy St. Patricks day!