Tuesday, August 5, 2008

rac·quet·ball

Pronunciation:
\ˈra-kət-ˌbȯl\ or \ˈstü-pəd ˈgām\
Function: to humiliate people
Date: 1965 ( i really should have know it came from the 60s!)
dictionary definition -: a game similar to handball that is played on a 4-walled court with a short-handled racket and a larger ball; also : the ball used in this game

kristie definition - a game where a stupid little blue ball bounces randomly off of walls in a cave like structure that gets very hot. Player uses a racket that has some sort of mysterious hole in the center where the player may swear she hit the ball and yet the momentum of the ball is clearly not affected- it may look like a tennis racket and somebody who is totally clueless may even acidentally use a tennis racket - not knowing the difference until her husband points it out once he can get his wind back to speak after laughing for 5 to 10 mintues.


4 comments:

mommyofthree said...

Hilarious! My favorite post of yours so far. :)

Kristin said...

So cute, Kristie! :) I wouldn't know the difference between the 2 rackets, either. Potato pototah, eh? It was awesome seeing you guys last weekend! We miss you! Give Enoch a kiss and a squish for me.

devri said...

too funny. Just get a art work you want to give away, I will shout you out to the top of this earth, you can also post it on etsy.com. Then use random.com to pick a winner, or old school style and draw out of a hat...

JoEllen said...

I love racquetball! It's a great way to take out your frustrations! It's the only game I can really beat Sal at...

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