don't ask a man if you don't want the truth!

So recently Bill and I were watching some stuff on the computer and I saw a lady who I thought I had a chance of being smaller than (those are very few and far between) - so I asked Bill the dreaded question, " Am I smaller than her?" (stupid stupid stupid) He didn't even have to think about it, "no". After slugging him a few times he added on, "but you carry your fat better, it's not as flabby." So my fat is in better shape than most peoples fat? Nice.